Thai Massage

Why get a Thai Massage with Wayne Trinklein?

  1. Unlike any other massage you’ve had before: something new!
  2. Trustworthy practitioner allows you to let go: so relaxing!
  3. Completely clothed: wear your socks!
  4. Passive joint mobilization combined with manual pressure: full body tune-up!
  5. Wayne has a really warm touch: hydrocolator hands!
  6. It all takes place on a bright orange futon
  7. Total body workout: so sore the next day!
  8. Insurance covers this: $11 copayment!
  9. By some miracle he’s not completely booked: accepting new patients!
  10. Self care is the foundational building block to happiness: so content after Thai massage!

Thank you Wayne Trinklein!

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